I don’t even
remember my first grade teacher’s name but I do remember that she was
brilliant! I had not gone to
Kindergarten, as there was no Kindergarten class where we had lived. Looking back, I believe I didn’t go
because my mom couldn’t let me go.
However, that’s OK. I had
Miss Francis, Zorro, and Lucille Ball to teach me about life.
Anyway, when I
got to first grade I was absolutely thrilled. School was so great.
There were books, other kids, art supplies, and a water fountain! I read my report card from first grade
the other day. The teacher
comments went from “Karen is really enjoying school and participates in all
subject areas” to “Karen needs to talk less” and finally to “I am wondering if
Karen wants to go to second grade.”
I must have driven her nuts!
However, half way through the year she discovered my great imagination
and put my non-stop talking to good use.
I was put in charge of a daily puppet show for the Kindergarten
classes. I played all the parts,
wrote the script, and performed my original stories with glee. I didn’t really write a script, I did
what I now know is “improvisation.”
I let the kids’ reactions dictate where the story went. I was a future storyteller in the
making!
School then
became a joy for both of us. I
looked forward to school every day.
Every part of it was an adventure.
I did not, however, look forward to lunchtime. The food they served in the lunchroom was a little too
adventurous for me. I was the
quintessential picky eater. I
found a way around this by leaving school, walking home and making myself a
couple of pieces of molasses bread with white Wonder Bread and King Syrup.
I did this every
day until one day my mom came home unexpectedly from work and found me standing
on the counter reaching for the can of King Syrup. She asked me why I was at
home. “I don’t know” had, as I
said, become unacceptable so I said I had come home to get my jump rope. As soon as I said it, I realized the
flaw in this story; we did not keep jump ropes in the food cabinet with the
King Syrup.
She sat me down
and asked me to explain. I told
her I did not like the food in the lunchroom so I came home every day. She asked me what I had done with the
quarter she had given me every day for lunch. I told her I gave it to someone else each day before I
left. So, she marched me back to
school and paid in advance for my lunches and ordered me to never leave school
again and for goodness sake at least try the food. It turned out that some of the food was pretty good, but
some of it was really gross. Remember,
“Spiced apple rings?” Apples
formed into perfectly round segments with a hole in the middle that were dyed
bright red. I don’t think anyone
ever ate them. All of them are
probably still intact in a landfill somewhere.
I made it through
first grade and did move on to second grade due to the efforts of that great
teacher. However, with second
grade came a move to a different town.
Just when I had the whole school thing figured out everything
changed. But that’s what makes
life exciting and teaches us the things we need to learn. :-)